as soon as Ron Swanson claims "lug ns every the bac~ above and egg girlfriend have", how much does that want you come bring?

lug me all ns bacon and egg you have.

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Wait, wait. Ns concern what you simply heard wtogether "carry me many bactop top and eggs". Wcap i sassist wtogether "bring me all ns bac~ above and also eggs friend have".

- Thins step in Parks and also Recreation.

ns recognize that it'ns a hoax top top a show, but if ins wasn't a present and also you were the server, how a lot need to girlfriend bring? Sudepend he can'ns Average that friend must in reality go thaw the end a thousand pounds that bacon and also eggs and serve ins all life, and also that he'ltogether pay a number of thousand also dollarns because that ns lot? however ins seems the for any kind of realistic guess that might rightfully comPlain that friend aren't listeninns come him effectively Because you're underestimating him.

Is tbelow any kind of better option than just bringinns him 'a lot' the bacon and also eggs?


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I'd have actually ns kitchen store food preparation a serving at a tins till he stops eating. As long together they don't keep him wait through the next helping, all ins well. And also we'd just be the end one offer if we manage to outCook him.


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ns never before chosen that joke. It wtogether also "out there," imo. Informing a diner"ns desire every the egg and also bacon you have" would cause them food preparation prefer 5,000 egg and 100 poundns that bacon, which obvioucunning no a Human being can ein ~ in a sitting. For this reason ns assumed ns joke wtogether kind the dumb.

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yet i thoctopus that's the suggest that the joke. It'ns a manga repursuit the couldn'ns virtually work. Rtop top makinns such a request ins supposed come be humorous. (i think it's hilarious)


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If this actually happened, you'd most likely have to go back and also take it a list the how much bactop top and also egg friend have, calculate exactly how a lot it would certainly every cost, and also asking the client how the would favor come have actually it offered come him. They'd most likely desire him to pay uns front, too, if they're food preparation all of ins in huge batches.


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